Volume No. 3 Chapter: 19 Title: I WANNA TAKE MY FINAL EXAM !! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Page 50 ( The life of a college student isn't all fun. It also has a dark side too.. FINAL EXAMS. ) Girl: Yawn ( Chemistry Labs ) Woman: What the.. ? Huh ? Man: How come doesn't matter what I done.. always looks like.. soy sauce ? Professor(think): Heh.. heh.. it IS soy sauce ! ( Reports ) ( paper says: Due to system crash, all computers will be close until further notice. ) Girl: Open the door !! if I can't use today, I can't hand-in my report tomorrow !! ( And then, of course, exams.. ) Keiichi: Org.. Bell-chan: Are you alright ? You've been up all night for the last few days. Page 51 Keiichi: I'm fine, I'm fine. I've got just one exam left tomorrow.. Keiichi(think): but the teacher's that devil Ozawa ! Keiichi(think): If you score under 50, he shows no mercy.. you won't pass ! Keiichi: I've gotta stay up late to study tonight or.. Ootaki-sampai: Yo, Morisato ! now we just finished with our finals.. Page 52 Together: so that's party !! Bell-chan: Yaay ! Keiichi: No. Keiichi: I still have one left. So please don't bring any of your friends to bother me. Keiichi: See you. ( p.s: Keiichi and Bell-chan run away. ) Keiichi and Bell-chan: Hahh.. hahh.. Keiichi: They sure go easy on me today. Page 53 ( But Belldandy felt something that is a tiny, but definitely unlucky star's fallen. ) Bell-chan(think): I still a little bit worry.. Tamiya-sampai: Is that right..? Ootaki-sampai: He still have one left. Ootaki-sampai: We can't let him felt left out in his hour of need. Tamiya-sampai: We gotta help him out, because we are seniors ! Keiichi: .... Keiichi: I see.. Page 54 Keiichi: Where did you found so many people ? Ootaki-sampai: Because I thought more people the better. Urd: So we got that many people here right now.. Urd: Let's play the perfect party game called - " Life Sugoroku Special " !!.. Keiichi: Let's wait til next year, okay ? Urd: Eh ? why ? Ootaki-sampai: We're outta beer ! bring out champagne, or.... what ever !! Tamiya-sampai: Champagne is good.. Page 55 Keiichi(think): Gotta concentrate.. just don't pay attention to them then I should be fine. Ootaki-sampai: Yo ! Ootaki-sampai: Hey, Mori.. sato.. Ootaki-sampai: Got a closer look at you and I found you actually pretty cute. Keiichi: Eh !! Keiichi: Uh.. sampai.. wait..wait a second.. !! Keiichi(scream): AHHHH!! STOP IT !!!! Keiichi: B..Belldandy ! Bell-chan: Yes ? Page 56 Keiichi: You gotta hide me ! Bell-chan: Wow ! you are so cute ! Keiichi: Aw.. c'mon.. Tamiya-sampai: Morisato ! get over here !! Ootaki-sampai: Where'd he go ? Background: Morisato !! Keiichi: Damn it ! they will find me sooner or later.. Sampais: You can run but you can't hide ! Background: Morisato !! Bell-chan: Sigh.. I think I better use it. Keiichi: Eh ? Page 57 Bell-chan: I'll need one strand of your hair. Keiichi: Ouch ! Bell-chan: I've never tried this before.. so I'm not sure it'll work.. Bell-chan(magic): God of the Sea, God of the Earth, God of the Sky.. Bell-chan(magic): Return to the source of life.. Bell-chan(magic): And grant me the life for this creation.. Bell-chan(magic): I, Belldandy thus entreat you ! Page 58 Bell-chan: Can I succeed at the first try ?.. ( p.s: Some kinda animal pop out. ) Keiichi: What you gonna do with this ? Bell-chan: Sorry.. I didn't add enough salt, I guess.. Bell-chan: This time it should work ! Page 59 ( p.s: Keiichi No. 2 pop out. ) Bell-chan: Yes ! it worked ! Keiichi: W..wow.. Keiichi(think): My face don't look that dumb, is it ? Keiichi: Hey ! Keiichi: I can have him take the exam for me ! Bell-chan: No, you can't do that. Bell-chan: If you think of this creation as a computer.. Bell-chan: it only provide one single memory IC chip.. Bell-chan: Besides.. Bell-chan: I think its better for you if you take the exam yourself. Keiichi No.2: take the exam for me.. take the exam for me.. Page 60 Bell-chan: Exams aren't just to test your knowledge.. Bell-chan: they also help you to determine your own level of ability. Keiichi(smile): .... Keiichi: So this guy.. Bell-chan: Will be your replica for now. Bell-chan: Meanwhile, you can just study. Keiichi: And this replica should take care for now.. Keiichi: Ah ! Bell-chan: !! Page 61 Everyone: !! Keiichi: Eh.. uh.. Bell-chan: Umm.. Tamiya-sampai: Oh, my.. I'm seeing two Morisatos.. Ootaki-sampai: Whoa ! I am seeing double too ! Urd: So am I ! Other: Me too.. Tamiya-sampai: Then I guess there are really two Morisatos, huh ? Urd: You are an idiot ! Background: I actually worried for a second here.. Background: Haha ! Keiichi(think): Thank God they all drunk. Page 62 Urd: Hehehe.. Urd: In that case, I want the Keiichi on the right. Keiichi: Eh ?.. Tamiya-sampai: Okay then, we'll take the Morisato on the left. Keiichi No.2: On the left.. on the left.. Background: Yahooo ! Bell-chan: You guys wait a sec.... eh ? Bell-chan(think): Oh.. no.. Bell-chan(think): I used the magic I never use it before, and now my body can't handle.. ( p.s: Bell-chan's sleep. ) Page 63 Urd: Come on ! Keiichi, take your cloth off !! Keiichi: Stop it ! I have a final tomorrow.. Keiichi(shout): My exam !! my exam ..!! Keiichi No.2: My exam.. my exam.. Keiichi: Urd ! STOP !! Keiichi No.2: My exam.. my exam.. exam.. exam.. Urd: Mphh.. Keiichi No.2: My exam.. Page 64 Urd: Eh ? you up aleady ? Keiichi No.2: My exam.. my exam.. Urd: Okay, okay, I know. Urd: I'll help you get to your exam. Urd: Let's see.. here it is. Urd: Here, hold this. Urd: Okay now, hold on tight. Urd(magic): Broom, broom, fly to the sky.. Page 65 Urd(magic): and go straight to your goal ! ( p.s: Keiichi No. 2 is flying to the school. ) Urd: Finally.. back to sleep.. ( Soon, on the Nekomi campus.. ) Sayoko: !! Page 66 Sayoko: !? Sayoko: Morisato ? Keiichi No.2: My exam.. my exam.. Sayoko: What happened to you ? Sayoko(think): Must be those sampais of his.. Keiichi No.2: Exam.. exam.. Sayoko: Okay, okay.. you're taking the analytics exam too, right ? Sayoko: but.. are you sure you're okay ? ( Meanwhile, the real Keiichi.. ) Keiichi: Arr..( p.s: looking at the clock. ) Keiichi: !! Page 67 Keiichi: I'm doom !! the exam's already started by now !! Keiichi: and I'll bet that Ozawa doesn't let people in late that easy ! Keiichi: Yee ? Keiichi: He.. he's already there and taking exam for me !? Bell-chan: Eh ? Bell-chan(think): I really can't figure out how he got here.. Bell-chan(think): but I have to switch the two of them so the real Keiichi will get in.. Page 68 Keiichi: Can you somehow stop time ? Bell-chan: I can't do that, but.. Bell-chan: There is an other way, first.. Bell-chan: If we're gonna switch you, you have to dress exactly alike. Keiichi: .... Bell-chan: When I say "Go", you take off. Bell-chan: and then at the instant moment you about to trade places.. Bell-chan: you can pull out any single white hair on its head and that should do it. Keiichi: Got you. Bell-chan: Go !! ( p.s: Keiichi start running. ) Keiichi(think): The air feels heavy.. Page 69 Keiichi(think): Nobody's noticing.. ( Belldandy didn't stop time or slow it down.. ) ( Instead, she concentrated one day's worth of Keiichi's energy into a single instant.. ) ( temporarily increasing the speed of his muscular and nerous system. ) ( This made his movement so fast that human eye can't catch it and.. ) ( everyone's appeared frozen to him. ) Ozawa-sensai: How come Morisato looks like an idiot ? ( p.s: Keiichi successfully switched. ) Keiichi: I'm tired.. Page 70 ( p.s: BIG wind blows by everyone. ) Everyone: !! Ozawa-sensai: What was that !? Ozawa-sensai: Just continue with your exam, people ! Bell-chan: Hang in there, Keiichi-san, all the good efforts will be rewarded ! Keiichi: Dammit ! that moron put down " My exam " as every single answer ! Keiichi(think): I have to erase them all first.. ( Keiichi managed to pass the exam.. ) ( but he also acquired a reputation as " Cross-dresser " Morisato. ) People: Ah ! that's " Cross-dresser " Morisato ! People: That's the one !? End of Chapter 19 --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Back toThe Helper Goddess Office [1]