COMPILER Disk 1 by Kia Asamiya and Studio Tron Corporation Published by Afternoon KC Translation by scsi Copyright 1995 version 0.91b Menu.8: Return --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 184- [The Igarashi house] Toshi: Yes? Person: This the International Delivery Service. Toshi: Uh, okay. Just a second. Person: And, sign here. Toshi: All right. Thanks. Who could this be from? I don't really know anyone overseas... !! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 185- Toshi: Nachi! Nachi! Nachi: Mmm... Toshi: A package has arrived. A package!! Nachi: So what do you want me to do about it? Toshi: It's from Dad. Nachi: Wh-What!? What the hell has dad sent us this year? Last time he sent us a real live coelacanth. Before that, it was a loaded gun and a bazooka. Toshi: And before that... Nachi: Oh, yeah. That time was 12 women he had cheated. That stupid trouble making old fart. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 186- Nachi: What is it THIS time? Wha-...What is this. 2 packages. One big and one small. Toshi: Nachi, hurry and open it. Nachi: Wait a second, Toshi. We have to be careful about what Dad's been up to. Firstly, let's open the small one. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 187- Nachi: It looks like some kind of switch or control. Toshi: I have seen something like that somewhere before. Nachi: It says the instructions are enclosed in the big box. Right. Let's break this think open. Give me a hand, Toshi. Toshi: All right...but I have a bad feeling about this. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 188- [TA-DAH] Nachi: Hmmm... What is it, Toshi? Toshi: It kinda looks like a rocket. Nachi: The rocket part I recognise but what is with the two [naked] men on it? Toshi: I don't know... Assembler: Morning, Toshi? Ah? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 190- Assembler: BI-BIOS!! Directory!! Nachi: Do you know what this is Assembler? Compiler: BIOS and Directory?!?! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 191- BIOS: Heh, heh, heh. Long time, no see, Compiler. Assembler. Directory: We have come at the command of the Council to delete you. Compiler: Shit. BIOS: Hahaha. What do you think of our plan? We secretly and casually hid ourselves in this package and had ourselves delivered to your house! Directory: You tell 'em, BIOS. Toshi: ... Nachi: Secretly...? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 192- Nachi: Huh? Compiler: It is a frightening plan... Assembler: The Council must be serious to have brought in these two so suddenly. BIOS: Hahahaha. Exactly, Compiler. Assembler. We are the elite among the elite. We are not at all like you who can't keep up with the rest! Nachi: This is getting stupid....I am going back to bed. (Or maybe a bath) Toshi: It is about time I went to school... [bam] --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 193- [pi-pi-pi] [click] Nachi: Wha-What's wrong, Compiler? Compiler: Those two are assassins who have come to delete us. If we don't do something, we will be deleted for sure. Nachi: Those two body builders? BIOS: Heh. They fear us and ran away... Directory: BIOS, let's smash this door down and go inside. BIOS: Hmm..Wait. We should do this more gentlemanly. Directory: ? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 194- [Ding-Dong] BIOS: Hello? Is anyone home? Damn...It didn't work. Directory: In that case, I shall use my true power. Connect Formac!! {Formac -- Comb that enables a large amount of electricity and electronics to be organised once at a single point of contact and to be moved about freely.} Directory: Mmmm...HAAA --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 195- Directory: Heh, heh. I can see this house's structure. It is unexpectedly simple. BIOS: Right, Directory. You follow me from here. Directory: Right. I have already taken over all of this house's electronic products. BIOS: Open the door, Directory! Here I come, Compiler. Assembler. Directory: Hahaha...No one can stand against us! .... --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 196- [splish...splash] [DO-BA-BA] Toshi: Eep! Waaa! Assembler: Toshi! Toshi: Assembler! Don't come in here! If you touch the water...Shit! Wak! Assembler: TOSHI!! What am I going to do? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 197- Nachi: {Humming} Oh yeah. A bath in the morning sure feels good. I wonder if I should go in to work today or not. Huh? The water is getting...kind hot. [bubble...bubble] --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 198- Nachi: YOW! (pant, pant, pant) Shit! Who the fuck did that?! {phrase behind him reads: REALLY PISSED OFF!} TV: Shouko...I...I have to go to the front.... {volume is getting softer} Compiler: {munch, munch} --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 199- Compiler: Huh? The sound went out. What happened? [BAM!] .... BIOS: Hahaha!! Do you see, Compiler! This house's Home Automation System is completely under my control. I am the law in this house!! I am order! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 200- Compiler: BIOS!! You two will pay for this!! Ah! Wait. BIOS: Catch me if you can! Heh, heh, heh. [POW] --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 201- {with a slight lisp} BIOS: Shit...who dares?! Nachi: You bastard! You interruption my morning bath! (and you are also bleeding green blood) I am going to kill you! BIOS: What? BIOS: All right! [PA-DOHYU] --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 202- [DOM] Nachi: Dad's present was useful after all. Huh? Damn...he got away. Toshi: Assembler! Assembler: Toshi! Yah! Toshi: Everything is all right, now. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 203- Compiler: Where are you? Where did you go, BIOS? Huh? Wah! Shit! [vohsh] BIOS: Hahaha. How's that, Compiler. Compiler: Shit. BIOS?! BIOS: Compiler, do you know what this is? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 204- Compiler: Tha-That's a....water pistol! AAHHH!! BIOS: Hahahaha. It is all over now, Compiler. This corridor will be the site of your death. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 205- BIOS: Heh, heh. I am gonna squirt you, squirt you with water. With a Pyuu- sound. Compiler: Urk...st....stop... BIOS: I can't stop smiling! Good-bye, Compiler {water pistol noise: pyuu} Compiler: !! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 206- Nachi: Shit...Where the hell did that guy go? The place is a mess and there is a river running downstairs! Toshi: If we stay on the 2nd floor, we shouldn't have to worry about the water. Assembler: I love you Toshi! Toshi: Assembler! Wh-what the....?! [Meanwhile. Directory is still at the front door] --------------------------------------------------------------------------- End Menu.8: Return