COMPILER Disk 1 by Kia Asamiya and Studio Tron Corporation Published by Afternoon KC Translation by scsi Copyright 1995 version 0.91b Menu.5: Continue [The Igarashi House] --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 105- This is the place they mentioned on TV. This is it, this is it. This is the one the alien mentioned. Nachi: Whoa. Come take a look at this, Compiler. There are a lot of people crowding around out there. Hey, wow. There's a TV truck. It is like a festival. It gets your blood flowing. Compiler: ...What the hell has happened to Assembler? Time is almost up. Huh? Shift Out? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 106- Compiler: Assembler! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 107- Compiler: You didn't... Assembler: Co....Compiler. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 108- Assembler: I am sorry, Compiler...I...hurt Toshi. Compiler: WHAT? Th-That means. Interpreter: The game is a draw, Compiler. Compiler: Interpreter! Wh-Why are you here? Interpreter: Giggle...I just came to see how things were going. Compiler: What? Toshi: uuuu.... --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 109- Assembler: To....Toshi.... Toshi: Huh? Where am I? Oh, Assembler. You are all right. Assembler: Toshi!! You are awake! I am so glad!! Toshi: Ack! W-Wait. What the hell is going on? Huh? A n-n-n- --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 110- Toshi: A naked woman. Assembler: Yikes! Toshi!! Interpreter: What is with him? Nachi: HAHAHAHA Toshi isn't quite immune to women. People that get nose bleeds when they see a woman are uncommon, nowadays. Hey... Interpreter: Giggle...But you seem to be completely immune.... Assembler: Interpreter!! Geez!! Hurry up and put some clothes on. We're on the second floor and people can see! Interpreter: All right, all right. Nachi: I am fine with her just as she is... I guess that won't do. Compiler: A draw? Assembler, what is the meaning of this? Assembler: It couldn't be helped. I injured Toshi. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 111- Assembler: We can not attack our chosen spectator...our witness...There are rules against harming our partner after the game ends. Compiler: Humph! If we leave things as they are, we will be deleted. There is only one thing we can do. Assembler, I am going to conquer this world by myself. Assembler: But...but... Compiler: If I can gain control of the world, the Council will have nothing to complain about. Nachi: Compiler Stop this killing. Compiler: What have you been telling me to do up until now? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 112- Kondoh: Out of the way! Clear the road, people! I am going to crush you under my tank! Okita: Nii Kondoh, we can't do something like that... Kondoh: Shutup! Japan is in danger! If we don't get to that alien's place... Huh? Eep! Compiler: It looks like you were having an awful hard time making your way there so I have come to you. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 113- Compiler: Be grateful! [BOOM! AUGH! EEEE!] Satoh: What? The entire land company? Geez, what the hell are they doing? Worthless bunch. What? What the? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 114- Satoh: What? It can't be! Compiler: If you are going to escape, do it now before it's too late. Giggle. [Boom. Augh! Bam! EEE! Augh!] Nachi: She is doing it with alot of flash. I am only watching it from here. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 115- Nachi: Shit...if I had that power...I would do it with a lot more flair. Assembler: Nachi...Toshi is moaning like he is really sick... Nachi: Oh well. Not only is allergic to women, he is also not a very strong kid. Assembler, go to the kitchen and get some water and some ice and bring it to me. Assembler: Huh...Water....? Assembler: N-No! I won't. You do it, Nachi. I am going to be by Toshi's side! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 116- Nachi: ? What was all that about? Intercom: Mr. Igarashi? Mr. Igarashi, I am from the TV station... Nachi: What? Intercom: We would like to interview you about these recent events... Nachi: I'm coming, I'm coming! I will be right there. It's here, it's here!! My big break to the big time! Toshi: uuunnngg....a naked ...woman.... Assembler: Toshi.... --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 117- Russian Officer: Captain!! The sub fleet has arrived! Russian Captain: Hummm...Prepare the planes on the underwater aircraft carrier! Russian Officer: Yes, sir. Russian Captain: The Russian fleet is about to receive Japan's newest weapon. [Underwater Aircraft Carrier Borscht] --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 118- [The American 7th Fleet] Officer: The Russian side is showing a lot of activity. Captain: Do I care? I wouldn't care if it became another battle! The new stealth weapon of our 7th fleet is about to see its first battle!! [Stealth Warship Kellmatic] --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 119- Compiler: Hmmm...Those are the fleets of this planet's 2 super powers.... But they are no match for me. These in the water and above are about to come to an end. Connect!! Freezer!! { Freezer -- Allows one to drop the temperature and freeze any object. Can also be used to preserve matter.} --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 120- Captain: Wha-!! The ocean...it's turned to ice!?! Others: EEEE!! We can't move!! Captain: Shit! Is this Compiler's doing? We only have the Aircraft. Launch all fighters! Quickly!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 121- Compiler: It is not going to be that easy. Connect!! Selsyn!! Pilot: Augh!! Ice columns!! Officer: We cannot launch the fighters! We are helpless! Captain: Shit! Hurmm...We can't move but we can still attack!! We won't lose with our Stealth Warship. Fire all guns! One single burst!! [beep] --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 124- Captain: That's it! The ice columns are being shattered. Prepare a second shot! Huh? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 125- Captain: AUGH! Russian Captain: Ha ha ha ha. They are so foolish. We shall show them the true power of our Underwater Aircraft carrier, the pride of the Russian fleet. Open the deck! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 126- Russian Captain: Right. Comrade Malenkov, fire! Aim for the previous explosion. Malenkov: Yes, sir. Russian Captain: Umm...Comrade Malenkov, did you push that button? Malenkov: ACK! That was the Atomic launch button! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 127- Malenkov: It is still set to target Tokyo! Russian Captain: What the hell have you done? Compiler: Hmm...That missile...is atomic. It's headed toward Tokyo? Compiler: Humph. What a pain. I can't let Nachi and the others die... --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 128- Compiler: It is a simple task for me to decrease the atomic power by half. Heh, heh, heh. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 129- Compiler: Well, Earthlings? Have you seen my power? You must all bow down before me and do as I command! Otherwise, my menace shall sweep over this world! Submit or die? The choice is yours! --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 130- Nachi: You tell 'em Compiler. But where did she get that microphone. And her pinkie is out as well. {Note from scsi: I know what the pinkie sticking out means in one context but I can't decide if it applies in this one. It doesn't seem to fit. It implies that the person is an Okama. Another hard word to explain} Interpreter: Oh, Nachi. What happened to your interview? Nachi: Hmmm...Hahahahaha...The were so many TV stations, right? So they gave me a regular show. I went and did 6 episodes and they let me come home. Interpreter: Really? It is about time I returned. The next time I come back, let's do something fun. You are just my type. Nachi: Huh...hey. Assembler: It's ....raining!? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 131- [ZAA --sound of heavy rain] --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 132- Nachi: Wha-What has happened to Compiler? She just fell over all of a sudden. Interpreter: Oh dear. You forgot to check the weather report, didn't you, Compiler. We Routines have a weakness to water. If our bodies get wet, we are unable to move for quite a while. Nachi: Water? So that's it. That's why Assembler reacted like that... {Margin: Like H.G. Wells' Martians} --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 133- Interpreter: Well, I can't leave Compiler like that. Before I go, I will have get her. I will take these clothes as a reward. giggle. Hmm...What's wrong, Nachi? You're shaking. Nachi: This is bad! This is so bad!! Compiler has failed to take over the world!! That makes me an accomplice. They are going to catch me and torture me or crucify me. I will be lead around the city as punishment. Interpreter: It's all right, Nachi. I will fix it all for you. Then, the next time I come here... You will be my slave. Nachi: Huh? --------------------------------------------------------------------------- -pg 134- Toshi: [And so, Interpreter Shifted Compiler back to the house and erased the people of the world's memory of the events. Interpreter returned home and Compiler and Assembler were left behind] Assembler: Toshi! Dinner! Toshi: [Because they had failed, the two could not return to their world. Nachi and Compiler are still trying to take over the world. I wonder if it is too late to pray for the days to be peaceful.] --------------------------------------------------------------------------- End Menu.5: Continue