Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne
                          Author: Tanemura Arina
                           Translator: Emi-chan

                 Special Side Story -- Let's Go Silk Road
                          (Let's Go Shiruku Road)

Emi chan's note :
Silk is so adorable!!!!! And after reading this, I get the hint that all
male characters in
KKJ fall in love with Maron.... !? Oh and... Is Silk's full name, Silk
Road? Also, Silk talks
with this weird accent. I can't explain it, so I'll try to express it the
best I can ^_^
I'll type in how he would sound and then have the real word in brackets
next to it, just
in case.

Oh and Takoyaki are these little round balls that you bake and they have
bits of octopus in it!
It's really yummy! Sometimes, like sweet potatoes, people go around in
those carriage type
things and sell them ^_^

text in [] are actions
notes

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(Cover text)
Silk monologue : A long time ago, from earth and water, my body was created
and
Noin-sama gave mwee(me) life... He's extremely cruuel(cruel), a
buully(bully), cwold(cold),
bwut(but) he's my one and only master.
-----... but

Shikaidou : Sii~~~~llluuu~~~~~kkkkkuuuuuuu~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[Silk jumps, while eating senbei/crackers]
[Shikaidou grabs Silk]
Shikaidou : You! You ate my precious Silver Arowana(?)!!!!!!
(Tanemura's note : A very expensive fish. Around 2000 yen)
Silk : Becwause(because), you came home lwate(late) and I gwot(got)
hungryyy.
[Shikaidou turns into Noin]
Noin : Really---? Are you willing to go against me?
[Silk realises]
Noin : This is your p-u-n-i-s-h-m-e-n-t!!!
[Silk screams]
Silk monologue : Lately, he is rather cwold(cold).
[SD picture of Noin sticking his tongue out]

(At Chiaki's apartment)
Maron : Wow! It baked nicely!
Access : Oooh! Looks delicious!!
(Tanemura's note : Access is wearing cute pigtails with ribbons. Maron did
his hair.)
Maron : We'll cool them a little and when Chiaki comes home, we'll have
tea.
(Tanemura's note : Chiaki is out shopping for groceries)
Access : Then I'll go take a look!
Maron : Access obviously can't wait to eat them!
[Maron turns around and on the window, Silk is stuck on it]
Maron : Ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!! A giant lizard!!!!
[Silk jumps in]
Silk : I'm nwot(not) a lizard! I'm a dragwon(dragon)!
Maron : Oh, it's you Silk. What's the matter? Do you have something to do?
Silk : It's ywourrrr(your) fault!
Maron : Huh?
Silk : The fact that Noin-sama is cwold(cold) aaand I got hungryyyy and ate

the arowana aaand..
[Silk turns human]
Silk : Everything... everything.... It's because you stole Noin-sama's
heart~~~~~!!
[Silk bawls]
Maron : I see. You had a fight with Noin. [thinks] And he's venting out his
anger on me.
Maron : I know! I have a good idea!
Silk : Hm?

Maron : Noin-sama cookie, done----!!
[A cute Noin shaped cookie with "Noin-sama I'm sorry"]
Maron : [giggle] It's very well done! Very well done! (small print) Now all
you need to do
is to bake it.
Silk : Re..really? Noin-sama will eat it right!?
Maron : Yup! I'm sure! He'll forget he was angry!
(Silk imagines) Noin : Thanks Silk. You're so silly. I wouldn't really get
angry at my
precious Silk.
Silk : [screams] Noin-sama!! Noin-sama!! Noin-sama~~~!!
[Silk is blushing]
Maron : [thinks] He's so cute
Maron : I'll get tea ready.
Silk : Oh
[Walks over to Maron]
Silk : [bows] I'm sorry for venting my anger out on you.
Maron : That's okay.
Silk : [smiling] You're so kind. I hate to admit it, but I see why
Noin-sama fell for you.
[Maron starts to cry]
Silk : Wha! What's the matter!? Did I say something strange...
[Silk panics]
Maron : No, I'm sorry... I was so surprised. Your smiling face looked just
like Zen kun...
I'm sorry, I'm okay. Don't worry.
[Silk licks Maron's face]
Maron : Um... Silk?
Silk : Don't cry
Maron : [laughs] It tickles~~!
[Door opens]
Chiaki : I'm home Maron. (small print) Sorry I'm late---
Maron : Ah!
[Silk is licking Maron's face, but it looks like he's trying to attack her
and on top of
that, Maron is crying]
Silk : Oh
[Chiaki is shocked]
Access : Oh
[Chiaki turns into Sinbad]
[Both Silk and Maron have sweatdrops]
Chiaki/Sinbad : What are you doing to my Maron-------!! (small print)
You're just like your
master, you sleazy pet----!!!!!
[Silk screams]
(Emi chan's note : Seems somewhat familiar to the scene where Noin punished
him ^_^;)

[Silk sighs, walking]
Silk : Oh no~~~~! If I don't bake this, I can't give it to Noin-sama.
(Tanemura's note : He got kicked out)
[Silk looks around, then sneaks around some bushes]
Silk : [thinks] I wonder if it's okay here. (small print) There doesn't
seem to be any people
around.
[Silk breathes out fire and bakes the cookie]
[A nearby Takoyaki selling man sees Silk, but Silk doesn't notice]
(Emi chan's note : The takoyaki selling man looks somewhat familiar...
Isn't it Tagosaku
from Ion!?)
Silk : Hmmm, seems like it needs a little more baking.
[Breathes out more fire as the takoyaki selling man looks on]
Takoyaki selling man : Wahhhh~~~~! It's a monster~~~~!
[He runs off, tripping over a gas cyclinder]
[The gas pours and there's a HUGE explosion]
[Silk and his cookie is blown away]
Silk monologue : Come to think of it, when we came to the human world,
Noin-sama told me...
(SD Noin : You're not allowed to breathe fire or show your horn in front of
humans.)
Silk monologue : I'm bad. I couldn't follow your instructions. Then I
shouldn't be
surprised if Noin-sama hated me and was cold to me. Noin-sama...
[A hand grabs Silk]
Noin : You're so stupid. Who said I hated you?
Silk : Noin-sama!
Noin : I was looking for you Slik.
Silk : I.. I um.. About eating the fish.. well...
[Noin sees the nicely baked cookie and munches on it]
Noin : [smiling] It's delicious Silk. Thank you.
Silk : Noin-sama...
Noin : As if... I'd say that!? You mischievous animal!!!!
(small print) This is your punishment!!!
[Silk screams]

Silk monologue : So maybe Noin-sama really is an evil spirit. He really is
extremely cruel,
a bully and cold. But...
[A bucket of fish]
Silk : It's fishies! What is this?
Shikaidou : I bought it specially for your meals. (small print) I don't
want my fish to be
eaten again.
[Silk hugs Shikaidou]
Silk monologue : He's really kind and my precious master!
Silk : I love you Noin-sama!
Shikaidou : Okay, okay.
Shikaidou : [munching on cookies, thinks] I was jealous of Maron and Silk
being good friends
lately and it was immature of me to pick on Silk.
Silk : [back in dragon form] Oh! I baked those cookies with Maron san!
[Silk smiles happily]
[Shikaidou turns into Noin]
Noin : Silk.....

*THE END*