Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne Author: Tanemura Arina Translator: Emichan Chapter 11 -- Right beside you (Anata no tonari) Emi chan's note : Okay, okay.... THIS issue's cover is pretty!!! It's glorius in colour!! Well, enjoy ^^ note : text in [] are actions demon's voice --------------------------------------------------------------------------- [Chiaki is glued onto Marron while she is making gratin] Chiaki : Ahhh, I feel so nice and calm Marron : If you do that, I won't be able to make gratin.... [Marron walks around dragging Chiaki on her shoulders] Marron : Chiaki! [Marron turns around and their eyes meet] Marron : [thinks] Oh! Chiaki : Marron.... Marron : [thinks] Aaaa... [blushing] [Chiaki brushes her cheek with his hand] Marron : Don't be stupid, what are you doing, getting into such a mood [Chiaki leans in] Marron : Aaa-- [Miyako slams the door open] [There is a loud thud and a clanging sound] Miyako : Chiaki!! Good morning!! I wanted you to teach me a few subjects! [Miyako opens the kitchen] Miyako : ..... what are you doing? Marron : No-nothing... [blushes] [thinks] That was so close.... [Chiaki is passed out against the wall] [There is a gratin cooking in the oven] Miyako : It's not economical to cook for one so you were making lunch together? Marron : Yes! [Seated in the lounge room with books] Miyako : Oh yeah, a likely story... then you were going to make a pass on him weren't you? Marron : Why should I! [The doorbell rings] Chiaki : Oh, someone's here [Marron is calculating component "x"] Miyako : .... Are you going out? Marron : Huh? Miyako : With Chiaki Marron : Yeah right! Miyako : Hmmm... Marron monologue : I'd like it if we were, but I could never confess my love to him. I have been asked out by Chiaki, but that was just to get closer to me because of my identity as Jeanne. If it was a lie, it means he never felt that way.... I get scared again... I can't say.. Miyako : Then that means we have to seduce him with some home made chocolate! Marron : What? Miyako : For Valentines! It's soon you know! [Marron blushes] Marron : That's right... I'd never given one to anyone so I forgot... Miyako : Well, we can't buy it so we'd better make it Marron : Huh, why!? Miyako : Recently, there's some thief around shops and department stores. And the funny thing is that they aren't stealing money, but stealing chocolate! Marron : Hmmm.... in a way, it is a girl's enemy... [There are running footsteps] Chiaki's father : Kusakabe san!!!!! Marron : Uncle! Miyako : Good morning father! Father : Morning Toudaiji san! Chiaki : Dad! What are you doing here? Father : I thought you might get lonely living alone so I brought a photo of me.. Chiaki : You're being a nuisance.... go home... [Chiaki is holding a super deformed father by the neck, about to chuck him out the door] Father : Wait, I have one more thing to show you! Chiaki : Hm? Father : Jeanne left a painting of an angel. It looks like mother doesn't it? Chiaki : [smiles] Ahh, it does Marron : [thinks] I'm so glad.... Miyako : Excuse me, but is it true that you aren't going to report damaged property? Father : Ah, but Jeanne gave us such a lovely painting instead of the original one. Chiaki : Well, then stay for a little while Father : I will! But one more thing..... [setting a photo fram on Chiaki's drawer top] Father : I'll just leave my photo~! Chiaki : I changed my mind, go home [A net is flung on top of super deformed father] Kagura : Kaiki sama.... you sneaked out of the hospital again Father : Kagura! (text note : He's actually the head doctor) Chiaki : Phew, thanks Kagura. Sorry for troubling you all the time [Kagura is trembling] Kagura : Chiaki sama! [hugs him] Kagura will always be awaiting you back home! [crying] Chiaki : Okay okay.... just don't cry... [Miyako, Marron and Father have sweatdrops] Text : Valentines Day Girls : Nagoya kun! Please accept my feelings for you! Chiaki : [smiling] Thanks, I'm so happy [Girls screaming around Chiaki] Miyako : Wherever he is, he's so popular as per usual! Just as I expected, my Chiaki! Marron : [thinks] Since when did he become yours? [aloud] Are you going to give it to him at home? Miyako : Unfortunately, I can't even go home with him today after my extra lessons. Marron : Then when are you going to give it to him? Miyako : Now! [Miyako jumps at all the girls around Chiaki] Miyako : Move you little girls! [the girls scream] [A brown high heeled foot lands on the floor] Miyako : Happy Valentines Chiaki! Please eat me~ Loving you! [There is a 'Miyako Chocolate', a life sized Miyako chocolate] Chiaki : Thanks Miyako Girls : Hey Miyako! You can't go ahead like that! Miyako : If you're jealous then you should do it too! ["be--"] [Miyako and the girls argue] [Marron sighs] Marron : [thinks] I think I'll go home.... Voice : Marron san Marron : Hm? [A whole bunch of guys are crowded in front of her] Guy 1 : Can you walk home with me today? Guy 2 : No, no, me! Guy 3 : I'll take you home safely, I promise! [They're all thinking "I want chocolate from her"] Marron : Uhhh... [Chiaki comes up behind her, grabbing her around the shoulder] Chiaki : Sorry, but she's going home with me Everyone, including Marron : What!? Marron : Where are you touching you idiot! Let me go! Chiaki : Seeya [The huge crowd, along with Miyako, stand there in awe] Miyako : Wha-- Why did you all let her go without any word? You were complaing to me heaps! Girl 1 : Well... Girl 2 : If Marron's our rival.... [Miyako frowns, a little sad and hopeless] Mr Hasegawa (teacher) : You people! Is that chocolate from your bags that I can see? Miyako : Mr Hasegawa! [He takes all the chocolate] Mr Hasegawa : I'm going to confiscate them! Girls : What!? Miyako : Sir, they aren't chocolates! Girl 1 : That's right, it's p*o, that's it, p*o (poo)!! Girl 2 : It's a bomb which is very dangerous! Mr Hasegawa : Couldn't you at least say it was instant curry or something, girls? Anyway, don't be stupid talking about love or affection. If you have that kind of time, then you should study! [Girls frown] [Mr Hasegawa walks off] Girls : What was that!! I thought Mr Hasegawa had an understanding for love and affection. Well, in the end he took it away..... Girls : So, sorry... there's no gift chocolate Guys : What!? [In a park] Marron : Here [A prettily wrapped box] Marron : [thinks] Waa, I gave it to him!! I gave it to him!! Hmmm...maybe I should have given it to him after we were more in the mood? But going by my personality, I probably would have said something stubborn... [silence] Marron : [thinks] There's no reaction..... [Glances at Chiaki] [Chiaki is staring, amazed at the box] Marron : Uhh...um.. Chiaki : Thanks.. [Tanemura's note : He didn't think he'd get one from Marron] Marron : [thinks] I wonder if he's happy.. [Tanemura's note : He's very very happy] Chiaki : What do you want? Marron : Want what? Chiaki : Something in return, a ring or something? Marron : [thinks] Really? Marron : I... I don't want anything [Chiaki falls over] Chiaki : Why? Marron : There's no reason for me to receive such an expensive gift and you have to return gifts to all those other girls so it'll be too hard for you! [thinks] Aaaah!! I did it again!!! I said it in such a unpleasant way!! I want to smile more honestly... Chiaki : Then I'll give it to you in May. May 30th, Marron's birthday. It's a promise. Marron : How do you know my birthday? Chiaki : When I first met Access and he showed me your data, I memorised it Marron : Hmmm... as expected.. [Chiaki puts his hands on Marron's] [Marron blushes] Chiaki : I feel really bad about deceiving you.... I'm sorry... they were just careless feelings, but... The day I moved into that mansion, if I hadn't seen a girl sighing in front of her mailbox... If that girl didn't interest me, I would have quit straight away. If it wasn't Marron I would have quit.... [Marron gets up abruptly] Marron : Re-really!? Chiaki : Really Marron : Really!? [walks away] Chiaki : Really Marron : Really? Chiaki : Really Marron : Really [smiles] [Chiaki's heart skips a beat] [He pulls her close to him] [Marron blushes and her heart skips a beat] [Chiaki is smiling] Marron : ... what's this hand? Chiaki : Marron is so soft and nice to hug~! (added in small print) Especially your breasts~ Marron : Aaah! Let go of me you pervert! It's still just a sudden impulse isn't it? Chiaki : I wouldn't say that [kisses Marron on the cheek] [Chiaki holds Marron and he leans in to kiss her] [The crucifix beeps and his head hangs] Marron : It's from Finn.. Finn : Marron! A job for you! Chiaki : [crying] [thinks] One centimetre! One centimetre! Access : Chiaki! It's a job for you! Marron : Sorry Chiaki, we have to part now. Next time we meet we'll be rivals! Chiaki : Yeah... [teary] Marron : How interesting, the devil's advocate has a rosary too Chiaki : Eh? [Marron runs off] Chiaki : What is she talking about.... Jeanne : Reincarnated by God to seal evil..... Mysterious Thief Jeanne! Sent by God, I have been been called! Police : Go!! Capture her! Jeanne : Here you are [throws chocolates] Police : Jeanne chan, what....? Jeanne : [bows] I'm sorry I always cause so much trouble for you police men! That is a reward from my heart! Happy, happy Valentines Day~! Police : Jeanne chan.... [teary] Police man : eh? [The chocolates are actually bombs, they explode] Police : Waaaa! You tricked us! [The police are tied up] Jeanne : Ahahahaha, one down! Evil spirit : Valentines... how stupid Jeanne : Mr Hasegawa.. What is that chocolate....? Was the serial chocolate thief, done by the teacher? Did you make him do it? You're evil! Mr Hasegawa (in evil spirit voice) : Yes, such things.... [strikes a match] [The pile of chocolates are now on fire] Jeanne : Wha--what are you doing! Do you know how many girls couldn't confess their love because you stole the chocolate!? Evil spirit : This man thought that love was the most beautiful thing in the world... when his heart was taken, it was reversed Jeanne : He thinks that love is beautiful and precious. Making him into someone who ruins love is even worse! I won't forgive you! [Mr Hasegawa takes a firey chocolate and throws it at Jeanne] Jeanne : Hah! [Swipes the chocolate with her ribbon... it has melted away] [Mr Hasegawa throws more] [Jeanne screams] [There is a swift movement] [A dagger hits the wall right next to Mr Hasegawa's head] [The chocolates hit the wall] [Sinbad is carrying Jeanne] Jeanne : Sinbad! Hah! [hits him on the head and ties him up] Sinbad : What are you doing Jeanne! I came to rescue you! Jeanne : Hee hee, being this form there's no arguing that we're rivals. I am the powerful enemy, Jeanne! Jeanne : In the name of God, may the darkness which is born as evil be sealed here! Check mate! [The evil spirit is vanquished and Mr Hasegawa faints] [The chess piece appears] Finn : Recovery! Jeanne : Tonight, I have stolen the false beauty! [Mr Hasegawa wakes up] Mr Hasegawa : Hm? I was..... Miyako : Excuse me, sir Mr Hasegawa : Oh, yes? What is it? Miyako : It's only a gift chocolate, but please accept it Mr Hasegawa : Why thank you [smiles] Isn't Valentines Day a wonderful day? It fills people's hearts with love [Miyako senses something] [Jeanne is running on the rooftops] Jeanne : Phew, tonight was a good job, once again! Finn : Once again! [A bunch of gymnastics balls land on Jeanne] Jeanne : Oh! [thinks] Miyako! Jeanne : Come to think of it, you weren't here tonight.... are you ambushing me and trying to capture me? Miyako : No! Jeanne : Then what? Miyako : ...... I--I have a favour to ask! Jeanne : Eh? END OF CHAPTER 12