I"s chapter 53: No control. By Masakazu Katsura Translated by Bill Adams October 3, 1998 Presented by Jim Zubkavich and the Masakazu Katsura Shrine ====================================================================== page 129 Seto: Ousama Game? Teratani: Ititaka, you don't know how to play? Well then, here's how it works.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- First, you need to get a number of sticks equal to the number of players in the room. On one of those sticks has the "king" character written on it, while the others have different numbers on them. Everybody draws a random stick and keeps their numbers conceiled from everyone else. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Then the King reveals himself and (this is the part where it gets scary) orders an unbreakable command to random subjects. "#1 and #2 must kiss each other!" is a typical command, although he can give other commands or even include himself in the order. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- And so, if, say, you were #1 and Yoshizuki was #2, well then... wonderful, wonderful. FIRST KISS! ====================================================================== page 130 Seto: That sounds stupid. No one would agree to play that. This game sounds like hypnotism to me. Teratani: You think? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- However, this is a pretty magical game. It's wonderful, I tell you. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Seto: Yeah, well, you made your point. Teratani: You understand, don't you? Guy: HEY! What are you two doing? Get over here. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Seto: So you're really doing this? Nami: Hey, if everyone else wants to.. (mistranslation) Girl: Don't try any of that Ecchi stuff, got it? Guy: Yeah, yeah... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Seto: Maybe this won't be so bad, maybe even fun.. ====================================================================== page 131 Iori: I suppose it's alright since we are staying overnight. Girl: That's true.. SETO: As if I thought this wouldn't be natural..? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There seems to be a lot of self-confidence in Teratani... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- !? What's with that weird grin.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nami: Come on! Let's get on with it!! The Ousama must decree the first two people immediately! So let's draw! Let's draw! ====================================================================== page 132 Someone: "Ousama koi" Someone: "Ousama koi" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SETO: Suppose I do draw the Ousama... What would I do?...... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- For example, in this arena... ...with one young man coming of age... Seto: I'm the Ousama!! #5 must kiss the Ousama!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Iori: Ah... I'm #5.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SETO: Would I actually do it? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What am I thinking? I'm just leading myself on... ====================================================================== page 133 Nami: Why is your face turning red so quickly, Seto? Seto: Eh? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Girl: I bet he's thinking perverted thoughts! SETO: Gulp! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I just realized something about this game; I'll have to issue a command that isn't gender-specific. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Seto: Say, I'm the Ousama!! Nami: "Say", he says. What does he mean by "Say"... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SETO: What do I say? What do I say? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nami: Seto, order them to take their clothes off. I know you want to... Girl: Eww!! You were thinking that? Seto: NAMI!! ====================================================================== page 134 SETO: What kind of command should I say... Seto: Um.. #6... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Surprise: Ah! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Seto: ! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Iori: ........... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SETO: My god! I've chosen Iori-chan! Now my command does revolve around her... so what now? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'll be only fooling myself if I say that I don't understand the rules... What if my command is too perverted? She won't like me very much especially if she's forced to do it... ====================================================================== page 135 But, I do want to give a good command, since I might not get this chance again... Seto: Nu... Number six... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Kyakusou*: Kiss the Ousama! * (Do any of you remember "Bat Mite" from the Filmation Batman series? Just thought I'd ask... -Bill) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SETO: !! Kyakusou: #6 must kiss the Ousama, that's all you have to say... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Seto: #6 must do ten push-ups in front of the Ousama!! Nami: Wha? Why in front of the Ousama? Iori: Ok, I'm #6. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Seto: Ah, you don't have to do it in front of me... SETO: Oh well, I guess this is a good command, not to Etchi... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Iori: Well, here goes my ten push-ups... ====================================================================== page 136 nine... ten! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There... Finished. Guy: Yo! Yoshizuki! Your butt looked good while you were doing that. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Iori: Hey! Mind your own business!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nami: Ha ha Seto So that's what you were aiming for? ====================================================================== page 137 Seto: What did you say? Iori: Seto-kun decided. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Seto: Eh? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Someone: Well, time for the next round, Draw! Draw! SETO: Damnit! I'm beginning to hate this game. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teratani: Ha ha ha! Your's truely is the Ousama!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SETO: Great! Teratani is now the Ousama! The girls will probably beat him sensless with his command... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teratani: PINPOINT ATTACK #5! Kill a can of cola! SETO: WHAT?! ====================================================================== page 138 Why Teratani, Why? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why this kind of wholesome command? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Is this a joke on me? (mistranslation) Someone: Hey, Hey! Hurry it up! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Iori: Ok now, I'm the Ousama. and I decree.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- that #1 must feed a Pocky* to #6! Guy: What? That's it? Girl: Yeah! I'm #6! * (a biscuit stick covered by a chocolate coating, or at least that's what it says on the box... -Bill) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SETO: This is peaceful.. ====================================================================== page 139 So peaceful... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is this so damn peaceful? This game is not what I expected... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Seto: >yawn< ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wow, is it one o'clock already? The hours pass quickly... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teratani: Damnit! Why do they make us guys use the toilet on the 2nd floor? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Seto: Oh Teratani! I thought you said this Ousama game was amusing! ====================================================================== page 140 But so far this game isn't what I expected it to be. After all, the girls won't let the game get out of hand! Teratani: Heh... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We're now at the climax, understand? All the trivial stuff turns serious.. Seto: ? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You mean.. Because everyone is on a natural high late at night? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teratani: (thumbs up!) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Seto: Wha? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guy: Aaaaahhh!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teratani: nnnooo!! stooooppp!! Guy: uuuhhhh.... aaaahhhh... ====================================================================== page 141 Girl: Hey! come on! just one more minute! Nami: Uh, do you two need a moment alone? Seto: Those two are certainly in the mood for it... Girl: You two look good together! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Seto: Geeze I'm glad it's not me up there... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guy: Damnit! Alright, I'm sick of this! I want revenge! Now DRAW! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Girl: ooohh, scary! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guy: Ah-HA! Good fortune has shined upon me! I'M THE OUSAMA, NOW!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- So now #7 has to fondle #2's chest for 3 minutes!! Girl: Eh?? Teratani: That's a stupid thing to say. Not very sweet... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guy: Damnit! You think so? ====================================================================== page 142 Guy: So, who's #2? Nami: Wouldn't it be cold if it's a boy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Iori: ...it's me... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guy: ah, SHIT! Why couldn't I have said myself?! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SETO: I-Iori-chan's chest is about to be fondled? Who would do it? (Damn, I'm #4!) So who? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nami: Iori, please sit here.. I'm #7. No boy will touch your breasts, yet.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Iori: Whew! ====================================================================== page 143 SETO: I'm glad Nami's not a boy... Whew, this game can give one a heart-attack! (mistranslation) ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nami: I'll sit behind you, okay? Iori: This is weird... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nami: You're probably thinking you're safe with a girl.. ..but what if I told you... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- that I actually like girls... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SETO: I don't know whether to be disgusted or aroused... Teratani: A word with you, Ichitaka. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Seto: Huh? ====================================================================== page 144 Teratani: Here's a tip; if you want someone to do somethng they don't want to do, Sometimes you have to make them do little things and have them gradually work to the bigger things... Do you really think Yoshizuki would do this if you told her earlier? ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nami: Iori, your breasts are so incredibly tender... I... want... Is it okay if I caress you... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teratani: Suddenly she's a homosexual partner, and the other one is Nami... Now, hopefully next time you'll have more faith in me.. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nami: Please... I need it bad... Let me feel more of you... Iori: Eh? SETO: I... I.. Iori-chan in that kind of way?... ====================================================================== page 145 Iori: Kyahhh!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SETO: ! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Iori: That's ENOUGH!! Get OFF me! NOW!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nami: Would you like to do it again? Iori: ........ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guy: Yeah, show us everything... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teratani: Rest assured, you'll get your kiss yet! SETO: He's definitely serious... =============================================================== to be continued